Episode 81: Not Really Bible Appropriate

Ep 81

This past weekend James’ son was visiting the grandparents, so I drug all of the recording gear over there to stink up the place.  Since the only success of episode 80 was the discovery that our call-in box worked, we decided to call our good friend Steve during Jon Feist writes.  The result is long, but quite funny.  We also talk about dropping things in the toilet, mustard and parmesan, perfume, playing it cool, the fact that Superman is from Kansas, a couple of weird old terms, and much more.  This episode is brought to you by Cavey Eddie’s Crazy Caves.

Episode 63: Are They Making Fun Of Marco Polo?

EP 63

Jon’s birthday was last week, and he started it off by seeing a whole new world before him.  Listen to find out all about it as well as blacking out, people who are clowns, neapolitan porno, cleaned coal, yaz, Comedy Bang Bang, platonic friendships, welfare, corporate greed, and much more.  Plus, James and Jon FINALLY bitch about weed being illegal, and give some long overdue attention to some cool things happening right here in Lawrence.  This episode is brought to you by MIDI Chlorine.  I’m About To Whip Somebody’s Ass is by Ray and remixed by Goose.

NOTE:  I added the music to You’re The Best in post.  All I did was slow it down, and it matched almost perfect.  James really did do that off the top of his head y’all.

NEW LANDBISCUIT!!!

Thanks again to Jacob Rhodes for this.  I still feel like I owe you more money.

Thanks again to Jacob Rhodes for this. I still feel like I owe you more money.

Scarlet Harlot of Foxy by Proxy.

Scarlet Harlot of Foxy By Proxy.

Dolly Dimples of Foxy by Proxy

Dolly Dimples of Foxy By Proxy

The Foxy By Proxy girls at Super Nerd Night (front) Scarlet Harlot, (crouched) Putressa Le Pew, (from left) Honey Caprice, Red Delicious,Chi Chi Rodriguez, and Dolly Dimples.

The Foxy By Proxy girls at Super Nerd Night (front) Scarlet Harlot, (crouched) Putressa Le Pew, (from left) Honey Caprice, Red Delicious, Chi Chi Rodriguez, and Dolly Dimples.

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Episode 58: Sorry, Kansas Loves MST3K & Rifftrax

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I didn’t get around to it in the episode, so…Mystery Science Theater 3000 began in 1988 on a local station in the twin cities area.  From there it grew to be one of the most beloved cult franchises in pop history.  It even exists still today in it’s independent form, Rifftrax.  There are a lot of random topic deviations in this episode, but since it’s us talking about these guys, I think it fits.  As a special treat, “Dr” Chunt Montgumry barges in to wish us merry christmas.  Sorry this episode is late, I’m still working on the riff we bring up in the episode.  I’ll just post that as a separate thing when I finish it.

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The *clears throat* star of Time Chasers, Biscuit Chin Magoo.

The *clears throat* star of Time Chasers, Biscuit Chin Magoo.

"Dr" Chunt Montgumry

“Dr” Chunt Montgumry

Episode 31: It’s Always Midnight There

Welcome any and all new listeners, this episode will leave you saying “goddammit” and ‘chrissakes”.  James and Jon get right down to business this episode talking about the looming civil cold war, spelling out MC, Kansas’ seldom used moniker “freestate”, cat-copter, celebrity crushes, a planned mission to mars by reality TV producers, and much more.  Plus Jon decides to share one of the stupid thoughts he would normally dismiss.  There won’t be a normal episode next week, but stay tuned as we have some surprises planned instead.  This episode is brought to you by Stinkidene Beard Shampoo.

 

Jon’s 16th week solution

Episode 27: The Ernest Hemingway Crab Inflation Situation

This episode of S,K is packed to the brim with the quality of content that you, as a hard working individual deserve.  James and Jon get into the current events this episode as some of the topics include John Travolta’s johns, The Avengers, attachment parenting, tanning mom (real name unknown), Mitt the bully, NBC fucking over it’s comedy lineup, and much more.  Plus Jon comes up with his most plausible theory yet, and a couple stupid ones too.  This episode is brought to you by Spaghettysburg.  Horror Music is by James.