First off, congratulations to the President for handily kicking the shit out of those smug, entitled cocksuckers Romney and Ryan. As the President prepares to enter his second term and we prepare to enter our second year, we decided to briefly put all the joking aside.
We’re cool right, John K?
Hey folks! It’s been a fun first year. I hope you agree. I mean if you listen to this, I hope it’s because you enjoy it. I don’t know if it would be an indictment of us or you if you listened to the show while not liking it. Anyway, some of our more interesting guests wanted to send in congratulations on completing our first year. We took this week off, but we have no fewer than three bonus episodes to pepper into your week. And these are substantial bonus episodes too. I know in the past some bonus episodes have been a paltry 8 seconds long. We give you your fucking money’s worth!
Ex foreign exchange student from soviet Russia Jerkoff Wipeoff.
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Hep cat and mayor of Kansas City Sly James.
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Big wig producer Jerry Bruckheimer.
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Big wig producer Dick Wolf.
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The mysterious and enigmatic European.
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“Meat” magnate Carl Budig.
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One of Sorry, Kansas’ first champions, Jeremy Irons.
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Noted hack filmmaker George Lucas.
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Our favorite sponsors, Frank and Mike Pizza of Frank Pizza’s Toolbox in Chicago, Il
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After 46 episodes, everything lined up in such a way that we could have James’ wife Angela on as a guest. It’s a fun, almost completely unplanned episode. James and Jon ambushed Angela after work, and it worked out great. There aren’t many official topics, but many things are discussed. There’s also joke machine, the impression off, and for some reason RNC chairman Reince Priebus wanted to come on the show too. There’s also a little bit from Chopper and The Fart.
This episode of S,K is packed to the brim with the quality of content that you, as a hard working individual deserve. James and Jon get into the current events this episode as some of the topics include John Travolta’s johns, The Avengers, attachment parenting, tanning mom (real name unknown), Mitt the bully, NBC fucking over it’s comedy lineup, and much more. Plus Jon comes up with his most plausible theory yet, and a couple stupid ones too. This episode is brought to you by Spaghettysburg. Horror Music is by James.
May the forth be with you…and other things James doesn’t want to hear outta George Lucas. This time around James and Jon discuss topics such as symbiosis, commercials masquerading as TV shows, Canadian glow-in-the-dark quarters, Titanic pt 2, Call of Duty, Cinco de Mayo, John Carpenter, and much more. Plus, Jon lets you know if your eyes are too far apart, and the oldest man in the porno biz drops by. This episode is brought to you by PB&J’s.