One Year Down

We’re cool right, John K?

Hey folks!  It’s been a fun first year.  I hope you agree.  I mean if you listen to this, I hope it’s because you enjoy it.  I don’t know if it would be an indictment of us or you if you listened to the show while not liking it.  Anyway, some of our more interesting guests wanted to send in congratulations on completing our first year.  We took this week off, but we have no fewer than three bonus episodes to pepper into your week.  And these are substantial bonus episodes too.  I know in the past some bonus episodes have been a paltry 8 seconds long.  We give you your fucking money’s worth!

Ex foreign exchange student from soviet Russia Jerkoff Wipeoff.

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Hep cat and mayor of Kansas City Sly James.

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Big wig producer Jerry Bruckheimer.

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Big wig producer Dick Wolf.

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The mysterious and enigmatic European.

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“Meat” magnate Carl Budig.

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One of Sorry, Kansas’ first champions, Jeremy Irons.

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Noted hack filmmaker George Lucas.

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Our favorite sponsors, Frank and Mike Pizza of Frank Pizza’s Toolbox in Chicago, Il

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Episode 26: Ruby Slippers

May the forth be with you…and other things James doesn’t want to hear outta George Lucas.  This time around James and Jon discuss topics such as symbiosis, commercials masquerading as TV shows, Canadian glow-in-the-dark quarters, Titanic pt 2, Call of Duty, Cinco de Mayo, John Carpenter, and much more.  Plus, Jon lets you know if your eyes are too far apart, and the oldest man in the porno biz drops by.  This episode is brought to you by PB&J’s.

Episode 12: It’s Kinda Like Knocking Your Teeth Out and Putting Gold Ones There

This episode has a section with odd sound.  The heater kicked on and we didn’t stop recording, so I did my best to cover it up (Sorry, Kansas).  James and Jon take time out from bad impressions to talk about the paradox that is Radio Shack, TV shows based on movies, campaign ads, Michael Keaton, Divx, and much more.  Just to round things out Jon pitches an idea for a TV show, and a true Hollywood icon stops in.  This episode is brought to you by Jesus Crust Pizzeria Establishment.  I Gotta Piss is by our friends Adrian, Justin, and Simon.