Landbuscuit, the race dolphin is our mascot for a couple of reasons. First, he is a dolphin. He has no earthly business being in Kansas. If that weren’t bad enough, he’s been harnessed and ridden by an abusive madman. I think you get the metaphorical imagery we were going for here.
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