In this episode Jon delights in annoying James with his goofy sound effects app for his ipod.  You won’t be annoyed however, because these sound effects are AWESOME!  Luckily, Jon can’t concentrate on noises and talking so it’s put away in favor of discussions on stamping things “top secret”, the enchanting musk of Don Draper, the yottabyte, Dan Harmon getting shit-canned, the first phone call, the price of salt, and much more.  Plus, Jon announces a new restaurant he’s opening.  This episode is brought to you by Star Trek:  The Next Generation:  The Movie: The Porno Movie.